I have had it! I'm fed up! It's time to BITCH!!
I have never particularly liked TV commercials. Most of them, at best, are mildly sweet and/or amusing (like adorable white puppies playing leap-frog with rolls of toilet paper). At worst, and this applies to most of them, they are inane, childish, insultingly stupid attempts at customer manipulation. They are the optimum illustration of how low the bar of our self-respect has been dropped.
Take for example a certain breakfast cereal that appears to be concerned for the food resources in the United States. They seem to believe that the only meal we get is breakfast. How do I know? Because, THIS cereal purports to contain 100% of all the nutrition we need on a daily basis. Because... OMG... we might not eat anything else ALL DAY!
Idiots.
Personally, I enjoy food and I do not want to live on breakfast cereal.
Then of course, there are the "lost leader" commercials; like the car company that offers three models "all for $199.00 a month". Really? I'll take one in red, one in white and one in blue and God Bless America!
And don't get me started on the drug-pushing pharmaceutical companies!
I despise mind-controlling, money-grabbing companies that believe we all have the intelligence of a gullible 3 year old.
Now if I could just start a revolution that incorporated respect for others as one of its top ten principles!
Whoa. Time flies when you're having fun!
2 months ago
